Something I can’t stand is noisy eaters.  I do understand that this is not an impoliteness in some cultures and I do respect that, however the person I’m speaking of shares the same culture and similar background with me, so I can complain all I fucking want.  Especially since her “biggest pet peeve ever” is noisy eaters.

So I live day in and day out with

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall fucking day.

If you ever complain to me about how someone eats noisily or with their mouth open or slurp their soup and then do those exact things yourself?